• @acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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    74 months ago

    “Oh there’s Frodo and ring. Haha, stupid fool will take forever to reach Mount Doom! I’ll wrap this is war in no ti-…”

    • @Squorlple
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      64 months ago

      The Silmarillion actually has 10 pages that explain how Barad-dûr hops around on a little Baba Yaga foot but it got very tired shortly before LotR happened

      • @cafeinux@infosec.pub
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        4 months ago

        I didn’t read the Silmarillion yet but knowing how Tolkien’s lore can be sometimes, I really don’t know if I should take this comment as a joke or not.

        • @Squorlple
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          24 months ago

          That’s entirely what I was going for