Good thing they censored the naughty words too. Everybody knows you can’t swear on the internet.

Give them a federally issued punch card and say after you lose 10 social security cards you get a free sub and chips combo

It was a tough seven years when people called him Prince instead of just saying Ƭ̵̬̊

Ummm have you ever seen Elon Musk’s social security card??? And how much tax does he pay??? That’s what I thought.

Gives a new meaning to Knuckles the Echidna

Pokédex entries:

White & Scarlet: “They strengthen their bodies by carrying steel beams.”

BW2, X, & OR: “…they skillfully wield steel beams…”

Avoid paying taxes with this one weird trick

Therapist: holds up a picture of this exact meme

“mood”

Sips content is Yogs content

Not an American tourist this time

That’s a very helpful tool, thank you. The admins of the instances which have condemned explodingheads should be made aware of its rebrand into hilariouschaos and give it the same response.

I hadn’t heard about any connection between the two?

Me calling into work because I woke up transformed into a gigantic insect

Smell was actually one explanation I thought people reading my comment would think of. I start each day with a shower and wear deodorant, even applying it a second time during the day if I happen to have been active or sweaty. When I’ve worked up a sweat at work or whatnot or if I’ve swam in a lake or pool, I shower afterward. I hope I don’t need to mention this, but I also do wipe thoroughly after using the toilet. I also don’t smoke cigarettes or weed.

With your story of the smoker, that kind of makes me even more inclined to think it’s not smell since I’m apparently light-footed enough to accidentally sneak up on and startle people when I approach them; this has happened a number of times. If they don’t notice a smell or sound when I’m right next to them, then I’m probably not emitting either of those strong enough to be sensed close up. Additionally, my barren experience on dating apps, for example, wouldn’t be affected by smell.

I don’t have any family that I would consider trustworthy on the matter.

Kinda believe:

There is a natural or supernatural force innate to my person that causes almost everybody to dislike me at first blush and those who don’t dislike me immediately eventually become keen to it. Everyone conspires to keep it a secret from me as to what exactly is wrong with me. Everybody I’ve met through school or college has since stopped responding to my messages (in one case even blocking me immediately after thanking me for wishing them a happy birthday), and those who claim to or otherwise act as if they think positively of me only do so to behave professionally, or to exploit me for personal or financial gain, or out of untruthful over-politeness. Regardless of my efforts to be a good person, these results persist.

Don’t be a Ki-Adi Mundi. He’s wrong about everything.

My pipe dream hope is a recast with John Boyega. He doesn’t look jarringly different from Majors and he’s got the acting chops for the range of personalities that Kang has shown so far. Incidentally, it also would make him and his Star Wars costar Oscar Isaac Marvel multiverse buddies. The main problem would be if he has a chip on his shoulder with Disney for how his role was treated in Star Wars. It would be a waste to drop the character and all of the setup and have it affect the flow and potential of the film series.

I wouldn’t say “coincidentally”. Sometimes characters are intentionally given the same birthday as their portrayer. Elizabeth Henstridge’s character Jemma Simmons on Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD comes to mind as another example.

You wouldn’t believe how long I’ve been waiting for a refund on this crappy copper I bought from Ea-nāṣir