• Kairos
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    181 day ago

    Trump expected to tap Marco Rubio

    Can’t help but read this as “trump fucks marco rubio”

  • @aesthelete
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    14 hours ago

    One of our nation’s top doormats! Hope you learned how to drink water on camera without looking like a psycho, Little Marco.

  • wildncrazyguy138
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    81 day ago

    Hmm, how do I say this without getting downvoted all to hell?

    I think this is actually a decent pick. Rubio is fairly moderate for a Republican. His parents emigrated from Cuba, so he likely has at least some respect for the blight of immigrants. He presents well intentioned and intelligent. He’ll probably actually read his briefings.

    Secretary of State had formerly been a springboard for higher office. Perhaps he would actually bring a smidge of sanity back to the GOP. This country deserves functional bipartisanship.

    Probably not, but one could hope.

    • @Alteon
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      111 day ago

      I would agree…but he’s working under Trump. The second that Rubio is “too moderate” he’s going to ask Rubio to resign.

    • @[email protected]
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      323 hours ago

      He’ll probably actually read his briefings

      id prefer it if the top brass of our imperialist command center never read

    • @Cort
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      blight of immigrants

      Can’t tell if typo or . . .

  • @Hobbes_Dent
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    91 day ago

    Executive Assistant of State.

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