This fan of yours sounds fucking terrible, bud.

“My ancestors came over on the mayflower!”

“Yeah, and what type of visa did they have?”

Works great if you have extra rooms around your house for each person. Must be freaking nice.

I remember when people preferred her to Bernie or thought she was like Bernie in 2020.

I always thought she was a Putin loving cultist stooge and she keeps proving me correct.

Almost every website idea nowadays people are like but how will it make money?!?

And it’s like dude, keeping a website afloat is cheaper than pet rent.

He sucks but it isn’t just him that allowed this hellscape and quite honestly, publications like the Atlantic have had a part to play in it themselves.

I heard talk about this at my job. Which I’ll be leaving shortly after if it goes through.

The job sucks, the only indignity I’m spared is having to take nonstop international teams calls from an office for no reason. If I’m not even spared that, it’s time to go a looking and a leaving. I don’t give a fuck either about keeping my exact pay scale or role or title.

I think it’s Elon.

Trump also pays outsized mind to social media in general and Twitter in particular.

Of course, the arrow of time remains unchanged.

But what did change is the type of music Coldplay made. They went from Radiohead-lite to whatever you want to call that crap now.

Good

Coldplay was termed Radiohead for your parents. I think that was accurate for their early career but now they’re more like EDM for your parents or U2 for your great grandparents or something.

If I had money, this country would’ve seen my tail lights a decade ago.

The hits keep coming

They’re like the asshat CEOs that keep pumping useless software consultants full of money.

The cool factor isn’t even there for me. These clowns look like they’re smoking an iPod.

I used to kind of be against tax evasion, after passage of the big bunch of bullshit bill I’m philosophically on the side of small time federal tax evaders. Nobody should be funding this government and its massive hand jibber program for the rich. The federal tax code has completely become a way to redistribute money upwards.

It took them a long fucking time to even support gays. They’re on the wrong side of just about every moral panic including the current one where oh no you guys we can’t say Israel is committing genocide because that’s antisemitic or whatever.

Thousands of miles and no.

Hah, joke is on you. I’m balding and I’ve paid off my mortgage.

I think this civil conflict will look more like the Irish troubles, and that it’s already begun.