• LCPOP
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    1111 year ago

    Meet Wen the pizza thief.

    This adorable goofball grew up on the streets where she lost an eye, lost a bit of movement in one of her hind legs and was shot twice before being patched up by an animal hospital and adopted by my housemate.

    To the person that shot her twice, I wish you stub your toe.

    And die.

      • Ragnell
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        1 year ago

        I worked for a guy in Oklahoma City he did.

        Biggest asshole I ever worked for. Made the Jewish chick work Christmas, when everyone else was home, because she asked for a Jewish holiday off.

        • @[email protected]
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          61 year ago

          When I was young (10-12) we had a family cat named Simba. Short haired. Super cool cat. We lived in the middle of nowhere so Simba would roam the countryside like… well… Simba!

          That is, until he came home one day with a bullet hole in his tail. Luckily his tail was saved, but on the upside we moved after that AND it was pretty hilarious to my 10 year old self to watch him walk around with a cast on his tail.

          Poor kitty. He lived a full, happy life. I miss him

    • CoachDom
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      251 year ago

      Who would do such a horrible thing to a lovely pizza thief like Wen?!

      Sending loads of love!

      • LCPOP
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        71 year ago

        “thank u fren” – Wen

      • @Esjee
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        91 year ago

        That would actually be a far quicker death than what they deserve

  • @Valthorn
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    261 year ago

    Lost an eye, broke (maybe) a leg and got shot twice. That’s only four out of nine lives. If all that didn’t even bring her down to 50% hp, ain’t nothing gonna stop her from taking your pizza!

  • @Esjee
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    151 year ago

    Poor kitty. She’s adorable

  • @DrownedRats
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    131 year ago

    A true pirate Captain! Take what you want, give nothing back! Yaarrrrr!

  • Sean
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    91 year ago

    What a good girl ❤️ She deserves all the pizza she wants

  • @instamat
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    71 year ago

    She gets all the pizza she wants but if it’s more fun for her to steal it, then I’ll play along

  • @TeenieBopper
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    41 year ago

    Reminds me of my last cat, Wednesday. She also only had one eye and her paperwork from the SPCA said “her jaw is misaligned, possibly from being hit by a car.”

    She was the sweetest girl ever. I miss her.

    • LCPOP
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      11 year ago

      ❤️

  • @yuunikki
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    31 year ago

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    • LCPOP
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      1 year ago

      Don’t know when (heh) she was shot and how long after she was treated by the animal hospital. It’s been many years. If the animal hospital didn’t remove them, it’s probably because they thought it would be dangerous to do so.

      Thankfully for her, it does not affect her pizza thievery.

      • @[email protected]
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        Yep, it’s often worse to try to remove them when they’re old and healed. My Emma had been a street cat, and the vet discovered an old, healed pellet in her side during an X-ray. They said it was best to leave it.

        Wen is an adorable criminal!

        • LCPOP
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          21 year ago

          I do not have the specifics unfortunately. The documentation my housemate showed me only says that she “had been shot twice, with the bullets remaining in her.”

          Putting some thought into this, it does seem more likely that she was shot twice with a BB/pellet gun rather than an actual firearm.

    • Lazerbeams2
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      31 year ago

      If they’ve been there a while they might be more dangerous to remove