American law enforcement when they see Russian agents in the government now:

Next do zionist agents.

Yeah well the difference is Russia is capitalist now so they don’t care.

American law enforcement when offered to become Russian agents now: 😊

Make no mistake, the only problems conservatives ever had with the Soviet Union wasn’t that it was a totalitarian state that repressed the workers it claimed to represent. The only problems conservatives ever had with it was that it wasn’t Christian and capitalist.