• @randon31415
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    Trump’s M.O.: Try to do the craziest thing that you can think of. If it doesn’t work, people will be more accepting of the 2nd craziest thing you can think of. Repeat.

  • @Sam_Bass
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    Reckless isn’t the word for his perversity

  • @captainlezbian
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    253 minutes ago

    Even if I survive the next four years I doubt my liver will…

  • Chainweasel
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    517 hours ago

    We’ll see how baffled they really are after they unanimously approve him.

  • @ramenshaman
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    4910 hours ago

    This is not as surprising to me as him picking a Fox News host to be the secretary of defense.

    • Flying Squid
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      117 hours ago

      Neither is too surprising to me, but the TV star less so. A TV host picking another TV host to be in his cabinet was what I was expecting in 2016.

      • @samus12345
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        221 minutes ago

        He definitely wanted to, but there were still people around to tell him “no” back then. Not any more.

    • @Etterra
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      38 hours ago

      It’s fine, I got a bottle of booze set aside for when WE3 or American Civil War: 2 Dumb 2 Prevent kick-starts our final doom.

  • Eggyhead
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    2110 hours ago

    With a yes man here and a yes man there, here a yes, there a yes, everywhere a yes, yes. Old Macdonald had a farm…

  • Orbituary
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    9815 hours ago

    What are they fucking baffled about? What is it they think they voted for?!

    • @PugJesus
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      Some are disingenuous, Susan Collin style.

      Others are genuine, utter dipshits.

    • @AbidanYre
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      Sadly, you’ll need to be more specific.

      • @HomerianSymphony
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        The one who knocked up a 12 year old when he was 19, and who claims their son (that he raised) is her brother.

      • @Lost_My_Mind
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        The one who people with morals is baffled is even allowed to BE in politics.

        • Arsecroft
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          the one who looks like a real life version of a character from a cartoon

        • @ikidd
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          Not only people with morals, but even Republicans are baffled.

  • Cyborganism
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    Man, the US is going to be such a fucking clown show for the next 4 years. Holy shit.

      • @randon31415
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        Depends on how long Big Mac Don lives. Republicans first got elected when the democratic party split into 3 different branches with 3 different presidential candidates. I could see something like that happening in the near future with the republicans.

    • Digitalprimate
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      34 hours ago

      Bold of you to assume there will be free and fair elections in four years.

    • @dyathinkhesaurus
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      Bold to assume it’s just 4 years before voters get another shot at unfucking all of this? 😉

    • @[email protected]
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      It gives me flashbacks to his first term, many mooches ago.

      He’s going to play the Apprentice role again, in which he tries to increase tv ratings by randomly hiring and firing as many people as possible in every episode.

        • @[email protected]
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          It’s the meme timeframe for employees under Trump. It’s about 10 days, but really -3 days.

          Trump hired Anthony Scarramucci (The Mooch) as White House Communications Director to start on August 2017.

          As a good boi, he started the job right away on July 21, leaving his pregnant wife at the hospital.

          Trump then hired John Kelly and John Kelly fired the Mooch on July 28.

    • @teamevil
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      If we’re lucky, unfortunately this clown car was just purposely driven off a cliff willingly, because the rich have an insurance policy worth more than the idiot clowns they convinced to drive off the cliff… problem is we’re going to get totaled in the clown car, all of us reading this.

      • @samus12345
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        118 minutes ago

        Don’t worry, the rich people aren’t in the car and will be safely flying overhead while we crash and burn.

  • @cybervseas
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    4816 hours ago

    They’ll be as “concerned” as Susan Collins for 4(+) years, won’t they.

  • @[email protected]
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    3116 hours ago

    Whaaaat, the man who told us what he’d do for years is now going to do it!? Wiiiiiilllllld /s

  • @NocturnalMorning
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    2115 hours ago

    Did they think his cognitive decline and bad decision making was exclusively directed at democrats?