If your cold, they’re cold. Bring them in

Skipping non-Euclidean geometry in your renovation? Hope you’re ready for a strongly worded letter from the Azathoth HOA.

Looks like yo mama has given up street walking and is going door to door now.

I’m not sure why this is a big deal. We’ve all had Cthulhu as our Fed Ex delivery guy at one time or another.

It must be the plumber. Let him in, I want to take a shower.

Oooh! Welcome! Would you like some tea, or a glass of wine?

Say what you want about the Mormons, but at least they knock on your door during the day.

wedges a chair onto the door knob

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