• Sabata
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    41 hour ago

    I just recently realized I had a coworker flirting with me… 2 years after leaving that job.

    Last time some one flirted with me it took me ~5 years to notice. That’s a big improvement. I don’t expect a 3rd data point though…

  • @EldenLord
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    164 hours ago

    This is so clearly fake and gay, bait used to be believable.

  • @[email protected]
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    8 hours ago

    Be femanon
    Talking to nice, attractive guy
    Invite him to my house, parents aren’t home
    Guy makes every excuse to not come over
    What is wrong with me?

    • LostXOR
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      4110 hours ago

      The bullet weighs 10 grams and has a velocity of 330 m/s. It hits Anon in his 5 kg head and, because it’s a rubber bullet, bounces off elastically. How fast is Anon’s head moving after the collision?

  • sp3ctr4l
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    2410 hours ago

    If you cut off the last two or three lines, you can see this as a screenplay for an extremely gruff, overworked guy who is intentionally dismissive.

    If you cast the guy as more attractive than the girl, then the rest of the scene plays out with anon as a chad who just does not care.

    If he maybe cares, he can further ‘chad’ by looking at his watch, saying “Well, if you need help looking for em, I’ll be here tomorrow” and then him leaving.