We’re at Now Now…

  • ringwraithfish
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    121 year ago

    Holy shit, you want me to pick just one line from the best parody movie of all time?!

    I guess if I were forced to pick, it would be:
    “I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.”
    “So what does that make us?”
    “Absolutely nothing.”

    • @TenthrowOPM
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      31 year ago

      Which you are about to become!

  • @[email protected]
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    71 year ago

    I’m surrounded by assholes!

    Honorable mention because I use this one surprisingly often:

    1-2-3-4-5? That’s amazing. I’ve got the same combination on my luggage.

  • DarkErmac
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    61 year ago

    No more beaming! This time, I’ll walk! opens the door and it’s right there

    • WhackAndBlite
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      11 year ago

      Why didn’t anyone tell me my ass was so big?

      Also, I always loved the ‘She’s a bass, who knew?’ line.

  • justhach
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    61 year ago

    Oh, man, sooo many

    “Whats the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken???”

    “Just what I needed. A Druish princess.”
    “Funny, she doesn’t look Druish.”

    “Alright, the short, short version. Do you? Do You? Good! You’re married, now kiss her”

    And the entire “I’m surrounded by assholes” scene

  • @OogieBoogieMan
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    51 year ago

    So many of the others I first thought were already here so… I see your Schwartz is as big as mine

  • @YoBuckStopsHereM
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    51 year ago

    Raspberry. There’s only one man who would dare give me the raspberry! Lone Starr!

  • @7u5k3n
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    1 year ago

    Goodness…

    They’ve gone to plaid!

    …and change the combination on my luggage

    Oh no…not again!

    Dink dink… Dink dink dink dink dink dink… Dink dink.

  • @zcd
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    41 year ago

    MAIWWAGGGEEE

  • @Burninator05
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    41 year ago

    Sir. The radar, sir. It appears to be…jammed.

  • @grue
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    41 year ago

    gestures broadly at entire script

  • curiosityLynx
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    41 year ago

    I agree with @ringwraithfish about that being a very hard choice.

    Nope, can’t decide between (all paraphrased because I mainly remember the German translation)

    • “Comb through the desert!” [cut, followed by troopers using a giant comb on the sand]
    • The passcode scene
    • “Water, water!” “Water, water!” “Oil, oil!” “Roomservice, roomservice!”
    • “Didn’t I say only pack what we need for survival?” “But I can’t live without this thing!”
    • “Yoghurt! I hate Yoghurt!” [followed by underling offering to change Big Helmet’s breakfast and a rebuke that that wasn’t what he meant]
    • “He’s an Asshole, sir.” “I know that, I want to know his surname!” “That is his surname, sir.” [Big Helmet asks who else on the ship is an Asshole and nearly everyone holds up their hand.] “I knew I was surrounded by assholes!”
    • @TenthrowOPM
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      11 year ago

      “It’s my industrial strength hard dryer… and I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT!” LOL so good.

  • @TenthrowOPM
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    31 year ago

    Lonestar! I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.

  • Bizarroland
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    1 year ago

    "I’m not a human, I’m a mog!

    Half human, half dog.

    I’m my own best friend."