We’re at Now Now…
Holy shit, you want me to pick just one line from the best parody movie of all time?!
I guess if I were forced to pick, it would be:
“I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.”
“So what does that make us?”
“Absolutely nothing.”Which you are about to become!
I’m surrounded by assholes!
Honorable mention because I use this one surprisingly often:
1-2-3-4-5? That’s amazing. I’ve got the same combination on my luggage.
Comb the desert. “We ain’t found shit!”
No more beaming! This time, I’ll walk! opens the door and it’s right there
Why didn’t anyone tell me my ass was so big?
Also, I always loved the ‘She’s a bass, who knew?’ line.
Love the combing the desert scene.
“We aint found shit!”
- Tuvok
Oh, man, sooo many
“Whats the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken???”
“Just what I needed. A Druish princess.”
“Funny, she doesn’t look Druish.”“Alright, the short, short version. Do you? Do You? Good! You’re married, now kiss her”
And the entire “I’m surrounded by assholes” scene
So many of the others I first thought were already here so… I see your Schwartz is as big as mine
Raspberry. There’s only one man who would dare give me the raspberry! Lone Starr!
Goodness…
They’ve gone to plaid!
…and change the combination on my luggage
Oh no…not again!
Dink dink… Dink dink dink dink dink dink… Dink dink.
MAIWWAGGGEEE
Sir. The radar, sir. It appears to be…jammed.
gestures broadly at entire script
Truly the only proper answer.
I agree with @ringwraithfish about that being a very hard choice.
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Nope, can’t decide between (all paraphrased because I mainly remember the German translation)
- “Comb through the desert!” [cut, followed by troopers using a giant comb on the sand]
- The passcode scene
- “Water, water!” “Water, water!” “Oil, oil!” “Roomservice, roomservice!”
- “Didn’t I say only pack what we need for survival?” “But I can’t live without this thing!”
- “Yoghurt! I hate Yoghurt!” [followed by underling offering to change Big Helmet’s breakfast and a rebuke that that wasn’t what he meant]
- “He’s an Asshole, sir.” “I know that, I want to know his surname!” “That is his surname, sir.” [Big Helmet asks who else on the ship is an Asshole and nearly everyone holds up their hand.] “I knew I was surrounded by assholes!”
“It’s my industrial strength hard dryer… and I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT!” LOL so good.
Lonestar! I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.
"I’m not a human, I’m a mog!
Half human, half dog.
I’m my own best friend."
