• @Lost_My_Mind
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    582 months ago

    I mean…IS it offensive? Maybe if you already planned to kill kids.

    Oh! I get it. It’s offensive to cops. Got it.

        • Ebby
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          72 months ago

          How the fuck is fuck offensive?

          I don’t know why I’m cracking up so much at this.

          Chefs kiss

        • @WR5
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          62 months ago

          Unironically, probably yes.

  • @Nouveau_Burnswick
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    252 months ago

    As Boulder police commander Darren Fladung told Denver’s 9News, “I appreciate the fact that it’s drawing attention to the fact that we’d like people to slow down and not be on their phones, but there’s probably, again, a few more appropriate ways about getting that message out.”

    Then why aren’t you already doing those more appropriate things?

  • EleventhHour
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    2 months ago

    Thank goodness, cops are spending valuable resources on thisinstead of, you know, investigating real crime.

  • @Maggoty
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    132 months ago

    They’re cops. Of course they took offense at the second sign.

  • @[email protected]
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    112 months ago

    We’ve got ones that show a big sad face if you’re going over the limit, and a big smiley face if you’re under. Works for me cos I don’t want to upset the sign

  • Jake Farm
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    102 months ago

    Why isn’t the speed limit 25 mph if children play there?

    • @[email protected]
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      12 months ago

      Children aren’t playing there. It’s just the guy living down the street has some priors.

  • Ignotum
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    Don’t kill any kids today

    “Aight, I’ll come back tomorrow then”

    • JaggedRobotPubes
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      62 months ago

      But then it’ll still be today.

      Stupid smart sign!

      • Ignotum
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        32 months ago

        How is that possible? After a day “today” becomes “yesterday”, how is the sign able to resist the flow of time like that?

  • @Valmond
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    42 months ago

    “Radar ahead!” scribbled on a cardboard.

  • @slaacaa
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    12 months ago

    Time to call in the National Guard

  • @3ntranced
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    12 months ago

    The urge to slap a “don’t tell me what to do” sign below is palpable.