• @[email protected]
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    So we need to fill his seat, he quit, right? Let’s keep pushing the case against this pedo-rapist.

    • Flying Squid
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      142 months ago

      Yep. Now there will be a special election. His political career is over, at least for now.

        • Flying Squid
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          22 months ago

          I was told elsewhere that Florida law doesn’t allow for him to do that, but feel free to correct me if anyone here knows better please.

  • @cybervseas
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    312 months ago

    It’s all a distraction from the other malicious picks, isn’t it…

    • @[email protected]
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      not really. he withdrew because if he gets the positon a moral report on his person would become public. he saw the report and withdrew. wow i wonder what it says

    • Flying Squid
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      82 months ago

      Oh I’m sure he’ll find a whole new malicious pick for AG. What’s Kari Lake doing right now? Or Lara Loomer? Or Rudy? He’s sort of a lawyer still.

  • GHiLA
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    182 months ago

    Maybe Dr. Phil or Hulk Hogan are free.

  • Flying Squid
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    172 months ago

    From a child he’s raping or- oh, no, the AGship. Well that’s pretty good, but he’ll still be free to rape again.

  • SeaJ
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    132 months ago

    Thank god. Release the Ethics report. Bury him.

  • @BetaBlake
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    122 months ago

    “but you’ll never stop my love of teenagers!”

  • @solrize
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    122 months ago

    Be careful what you wish for, the next one might be worse.

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        22 months ago

        Look straight up. Now focus on that thing waaay up there. It’s pretty far away so it’s hard to see.

        That’s the bottom of the barrel.

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          It’s all guano at the bottom though

      • Flying Squid
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        There’s always more barrel to scrape.

    • @I_Has_A_Hat
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      22 months ago

      monkeys paw curls

      Personally, I’m guessing Eileen Cannon. That is, if she doesn’t get a supreme court seat.

    • Flying Squid
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      22 months ago

      I bet they didn’t think it could get worse than Santos.

    • @Magister
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      22 months ago

      MTG? oh no, she’s already with DOGE!

      What a shitshow!

  • @ikidd
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    112 months ago

    I’m in utter disbelief that there might actually be a line too far for the Republicans. I’m sure the various Fox news hosts and Hulk Hogan are all on tenterhooks waiting for the phone call.

  • barnaclebutt
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    112 months ago

    So was it the gay sex story or the underaged girl? I bet it was the gay sex.

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      42 months ago

      Please, half the Republicans in Congress are gay or bi. They don’t give a shit.

      Gaetz is getting ousted because they’ve realized he left REAL evidence behind, and they’re not going to be able to suppress it if he takes the position, and someone leaks it. Might still get leaked, anyway

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    “I had excellent meetings with Senators yesterday. I appreciate their thoughtful feedback - and the incredible support of so many,” Gaetz said in a statement posted on his X account.

    And so many more must have told him that he’s not got a chance.

  • @BradleyUffner
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    92 months ago

    I fully expect he’ll nominate Kyle Rittenhouse next.

    • @Nuke_the_whales
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      12 months ago

      He’s gonna pardon and bring in the guy who tried to kill Pelosi’s husband

  • @Freefall
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    Cool, so, let’s still release the documents and destroy him more! If we are lucky, retard marge will spill the rest and we can sweep up a pile of shit and toss it out all at once!

  • @[email protected]
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    72 months ago

    “Trump now hard-pressed to come up with an even worse option, but experts predict he is more than capable.”

  • @RememberTheApollo_
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    42 months ago

    Can’t handle being put in the position of prosecuting his buddies even though trump will pardon them in the ridiculous farce of a legal system we’ll have for at least the next four years.

  • @recapitated
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    He’s going to be on bed rest after his next eyebrow raise.