• Elvith Ma'for
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      101 month ago

      Captain, current status report:

      • Hull breach detected

      • O2 system on fire

      • Oxygen low

      • Intruders on board

      • sensors offline

      • Only we two of the crew are left

      What are your orders?

      Well, I guess… all energy on weapons, if we go down, we will take them with us!

      • @Mrkawfee
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        51 month ago

        Today is a good day to die.

  • @Hobbes_Dent
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    91 month ago

    Hah! I shall modulate my gait, they’ll never predict the movements of my Barclay Maneuver.

    • @aeronmelonM
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      81 month ago

      Walk without rhythm and it won’t attract the Q.

  • NickwithaC
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    81 month ago

    Posting a Star Trek meme with a Star Wars title.

    That’s a paddlin’

  • @Mrkawfee
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    61 month ago

    Time to jettison the warp core, laddie.

  • @satanmat
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    11 month ago

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