America’s aging infrastructure seems to be the culprit.

  • @NocturnalMorning
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    5015 hours ago

    Turns out when you put a fucking back door in stuff so you can use it, eventually someone else finds it.

  • @Pilferjinx
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    5917 hours ago

    Hey guys, China hacked our domestic spy infrastructure. We didn’t see this coming, like at all. Oops.

  • @Freefall
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    1917 hours ago

    No shit…they have been completely focused on technological and economic warfare and social engineering.

  • Dizzy Devil Ducky
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    715 hours ago

    And in a move not seen since Father Stone last visited Craggy Island, America said with a straight face and tone: “Okay.”

    We need to get our shit together.

    • Possibly linux
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      211 hours ago

      I want a new end to end encrypted standard to either add on to or replace MMS.

      Maybe also find a way to secure SS7 if that’s even possible

    • @theangryseal
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      16 hours ago

      So you’re telling me that my wireless dildo isn’t encrypted?

      Oh brother!

  • Zier
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    013 hours ago

    I wonder where the Chinese government got all that money to create technology to spy on America? Oh wait, it was the Americans spending all their money on goods imported from China.

    • Possibly linux
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      211 hours ago

      Globalization is a bet positive. The US benefits off of trade as well.