Hey, it got me my wife. There’s always hope.

You will never get a gf installing arch in virtual box on windows. It needs to be bare metal for the spell to work.

Good luck. The last Arch user I interacted with roleplayed a Tsundere femboy in the general chat of a 3000 member Discord. Hopefully you can rise above the very low bar.

It could be a while

All they are waiting for is for you to cease the linuxing and become a technoprimitive. At that point, they can murder you with the just one beat cop everywhere because you will finally be rendered utterly insignificant. They don’t want you to reproduce. . . I would only redouble my efforts to stay alive, if as of yet in girlfriended. Good luck!