Well, we’ve got photo evidence so take that, Dog!

One time my teacher’s dog ate our homework. Which was lucky for me because I didn’t do it.

In fifth grade, our new puppy (RIP Freeway) chewed a giant corner off of one of my school notebooks. He didn’t get any answers that needed to be turned in, but you better believe my dorky ass told everybody, including, now, Lemmy.

My cat likes to eat paper