• WhatTrees
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    2612 hours ago

    I know this is a dumb meme about shitty relationships, but real life pro tip here:

    Separate blankets.

    • @[email protected]
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      58 hours ago

      Fuck yea. 20 years, seperate doonas the entire time. Real secret to wedded bliss right here

    • @Dicska
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      28 hours ago

      I just imagined a couple having some snuggly time and a South Park like Saddam just poking his head out in between. Thanks.

    • ditty
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      8218 hours ago

      Wife bad amirite fellow husbands

      • @[email protected]
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        2217 hours ago

        You can always tell when the writer of the latest episode of any show is eligible for retirement but choose not to take it.

    • @[email protected]
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      2618 hours ago

      It looks like he was edited in to cover up whatever text is under him? The mystery deepens

      • @[email protected]
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        18 hours ago

        Did a reverse image search and I guess that the original image is mirrored horizontally and papa Smurf covers a window for some reason

        The original image:

        • Zagorath
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          3116 hours ago

          I think your source has missed a step. I think it went:

          1. Original source
          2. Someone flips horizontally and adds their logo
          3. Someone adds smurf over the logo
      • @[email protected]
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        318 hours ago

        Reverse image search would be too much trouble on my phone where I don’t have the browser extension at hand.

  • @[email protected]
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    2619 hours ago

    I’ve seen these rolled out in hotels that need to turn a double room into two singles.

    • @HornedMeatBeast
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      3819 hours ago

      I was abroad for work, flopped onto the middle of my large hotel bed.

      Turns out it was two singles pushed together and the bit where they met was a lot harder than you’d think.

      • @rockSlayer
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        1219 hours ago

        I’ve learned to always flop across the bed from a similar experience

  • @werefreeatlast
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    114 hours ago

    This is great! But it doesn’t match ours! Ours has machine guns and sharks with lasers ok their heads! Nobody is jumping that divider tonight or ever!..oh, who am I kidding 😅, I sleep in the living room 🛋️ couch.

    Think about that before you marry. LOL. The sex is fantastic until it’s not anymore.

  • @Nuke_the_whales
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    118 hours ago

    Reminds me of Deadwood, when his wife first arrives Seth has one of these set up on their bed

  • @[email protected]
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    -118 hours ago

    Maybe my first hint that I’m not entirely cis should have been that I’ve been married more than 5 years, and in a relationship with my wife more than 10, and I still love her more each passing day.

  • @disguy_ovahea
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    -119 hours ago

    That doesn’t work. The wife gets half the bed, and she’ll take that half wherever she’d like.