• RedSeries
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    5 hours ago

    What are you gonna do if we call, Jack? Sit with your thumb up your ass for four years and accomplish nothing?

  • @Iheartcheese
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    266 hours ago

    Don’t bother calling the FBI it’s either gonna be shut down or everyone in power replaced

    • @Tikiporch
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      83 hours ago

      And your cousin will get pardoned in three months anyway.

      • FenrirIII
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        03 hours ago

        At the speed the DOJ moves, it will be 2032 before they even begin prosecuting

  • IninewCrow
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    86 hours ago

    Also the number for your local fire department for when your half drunk relative decides to try out that deep fried turkey cooking method he watched on Youtube once.

  • @Cabslock
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    86 hours ago

    Makes me wonder, how many Americans have a pet turkey that can make phonecalls?

    • @Mirshe
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      34 hours ago

      No no, it’s capitalized, so it’s referring to the country of Türkiye and just hasn’t caught up with the name change.