• @garretble
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    1924 hours ago

    One of my favorite reasons is simply that, for me, the turkey is the least appealing part of the meal.

    Gimme dat mac and cheese and green beans and mashed potatoes and hot butter buns and pie and

    • FuglyDuck
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      118 hours ago

      You need some acid to balance out that savory. Cranberry is the usual choice but anything will do.

      • @JayleneSlide
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        110 hours ago

        You need some acid to balance out that savory

        Followed your instructions and now everything is melting, iridescent, and swirling.

  • Mayor Poopington
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    1424 hours ago

    Well, this would have been more helpful last week. Before we got our turkey. Maybe some people who wait until the day of thanksgiving to do their shopping month see this.

  • @over_clox
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    522 hours ago

    Well, our turkey is cooked already, but if you insist, I guess we’ll set it free. 🦃

  • @[email protected]
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    422 hours ago

    this was literally posted yesterday, Thanksgiving Eve, after the vast majority of people got their turkeys.

    • @SkyezOpen
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      419 hours ago

      Just maximizing the amount of people that feel bad.

    • Mayor Poopington
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      320 hours ago

      Guess I’ll throw out this whole cooked turkey. Even took the time to spatchcock