• @ickplantOPM
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      1926 days ago

      He needs one of those stencils they used for the planes in WW2, marking all the planes they shot down.

      • @[email protected]
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        26 days ago

        it could make him even more successful. i think he just comes to some poor soul lying there, and that person goes “oh fuck no, not you!” and dies of heart attack. now imagine how much more effective it would be if that person saw the cat’s score.

    • @SkyezOpen
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      Animals can pick up on a lot. I have one particular cat who always seems to know when my girlfriend is stressed and will relentlessly headbutt her before she even realizes she’s having a panic attack. Some service dogs can detect things like seizures before they even happen, and even that’s not fully understood.

    • @[email protected]
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      726 days ago

      Aren’t cats instead of dogs known to the be pet that will start eating you if you happen to die at home suddenly.

      yeah, i remember paramedic talking about a case where some person died alone and no one knew until the corpse started leaking through the floor to neighbors below.

      there was a cat in the apartment that whole time. it was not hungry.

      • IninewCrow
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        626 days ago

        That is an interesting and disgusting story … imagine sitting in your apartment and your ceiling starts ‘leaking’ and you have to figure out where it’s coming from.

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    26 days ago

    i was expecting some meme pivot when the text read “[…]managed to leave us speechless”