Nudity

Hitting on me, aggressively.

I like to think I treat people equally, but then again I’m sure there are things I’d overlook for a giant ass. Ok there are definitely things I overlook for my SOs giant ass. Damn that’s a tasty ass.

Sitting on my dick. Nah, I’m just kidding. My dick is spoken for. Only one attractive person gets to sit on it.

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