You know they’re buying the Wii a car and Jenny’s just gonna get a $25 gift card to H&M
A COMPUTEEEER AND A CAAAAAR!!! Thanks Mom and Dad!
“What the fuck is this” “What were you expecting, con-doms?”
Golden age of the internet.
I aspire to have kids so that I can spoil our cats in front of them /s
I imagine the date of birth: “John, it’s coming! Come quick to the hospital!” – “Almost on my way! I’m at the checkout. You will be surprised what I got us!”
lol is that a Mario themed tablecloth?
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what? why would you post a self-described inside joke on a public forum? you don’t like, use it as an explanation for a thing or segue into something related; just straight drop it here?
no shade just is like… weird ig?
After the age of puns being the peak of humour, the torch was passed to references. Also, the context of washing machines is so central to my concept of NSMB, that either subject can no longer be brought up without the other.
fair enough, HEXN3T, fair enough
A birthday table cloth is a must my dude
I find it kind of funny how that ancient TV stand has a MacBook on it. Not sure why, but I do.
