While reading I expected it to be a shit post, because it’s been a long time since I saw a genuine “X, this is because Y” post 😅
You’ve got reverse shitposted. Nobody expects actually following the expected trope now
Subvert expectations by being normal. It’s diabolical.
Vigo Mortensen broke his toe kicking the helmet, this is because we live in a society.
Filmed in 1999 between oct and december. We are in the time of the 25th anniversary of the toe.
You take that back, it happened 5 years ago at most!
Sing me a song, you’re the Valinor man
Sing me a song, tonightWe’re all in the mood for a tragedy,
And Beren’s got us feelin all left!
Near the Shire, where I was born
Lived an elf who sailed to seas
And he told us all his life
And he brought the Silmarils
And the light is still reflecting off her eyeballs.
Why didn’t the elves harness this power?
What was Elrond doing while Galadriel was off visiting the trees?
Not defending the westfall when it fell, that’s for sure.
Well it wasn’t called the Weststand.
He was not born yet, Galadriel is much much older than Elrond
Not THAT much. She’s 8000 ish, he’s 6500. I mean that’s a millennium and a half, but it’s also about 20%
Still works with the half their age plus 700 rule
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