Get To Work is a tongue-in-cheek game about climbing the corporate ladder. But it’s more metaphorical than literal, as you spend the game on your hands and knees, rollerblading your way up difficult obstacles (and falling back to the ground level) just for the slightest recognition in the workforce.

It’s one of those climbing games, like Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy, or Only UP!, or A Difficult Game About Climbing, except you’re on rollerblades instead of climbing with your own two hands. This game just released two days ago, so it’s very new.

I like the title screen of this game. It’s designed to look like a business magazine, while showing off the main character and your game options. Your character reminds me of the political activist Charlie Kirk, with his tiny face on a large head.

I also love the article call-out for Sam Bankman-Fried. In case you’re not familiar, he was considered the poster boy for all things crypto, having founded FTX cryptocurrency exchange. That is, until FTX went bankrupt and he was arrested and charged for fraud, conspiracy, and money laundering. As of this year, he’s serving 25 years in prison and was forced to pay back $11 billion.

Get To Work opens in your bedroom, with you staring at a poster encouraging you to climb that corporate ladder. So you set off, with rollerblades on your hands, feet, knees, and elbows. There is no walking or standing in this game; you rollerblade everywhere.

You reach your first room of obstacles, with the goal being to show up for your first interview. You may notice that there’s a clock in the top left corner, giving you a subtle tracker for how long you struggle throughout this game.

A narrator explains the jist of this game for you, essentially claiming that NFTs were more far-fetched than a game about rollerblading up the corporate ladder. If you can’t read the narration subtitles at the bottom of this screenshot, open the image in a new window to see its full 4K resolution.

Hidden around each room are these spinning logos for The Grindset, a podcast about business. They have short (usually funny) discussions about corporate life and what you need to know to succeed in today’s work climate. As if the climb wasn’t hard enough, most of them are in hard-to-reach areas. But there are three achievements for collecting these, so grab every one you can find!

Here’s an excerpt of unprompted narration. It sounds silly and preposterous, but is also real in America and kind of sad. Two of my close friends are in this exact situation right now, having spent the past year job-hunting and still not having any luck being seriously considered. And one of them has a Harvard degree!

I’m almost to the interview…

You finally get to your first interview, only to find that it’s not going to be that easy. We’ve gone so far metaphorical now, it’s wrapping back around to literal!

You finally get an offer letter!

…Only to be rejected and fall all the way back to the start.

Thankfully, you have a family member who can hook you up with a warehouse job in the meantime. So you set out again to climb a new corporate ladder.

The game starts to get really sassy at this point. I got stuck in this room for about an hour, and the more I fell to the ground, the more the narrator had to say about it.

Eventually, the game gave me a GIVE UP button to press, for when I’m “feeling like this game is too much and it’s time to give up.” They also started mentioning shoes a lot, claiming it would probably be in my best interest to buy a pair and just walk my way to the top instead.

I finally made it to my first pay raise! …Only to learn it wasn’t feasible at this time and instead I received a pizza party. Goddamn, that’s too real. But at least there’s a manager role that I can promote to, so I’m not done yet, right? RIGHT?

I finally made it to the promotion to manager! Woo!

Only to have a brick wall literally pop up in my face, proclaiming that a college degree is required. Which I apparently don’t have.

This was the first time my character seemed to be in real despair. Normally if he fell, he’d immediately pop back up and be ready to go. But after this one, he just lied there, unmoving. I had to jiggle the controls to get him back up.

There was a hallway off to one side that led to an unpaid internship, the only option left for a warehouse worker with no degree. Sigh.

After climbing this next room of obstacles and getting accepted for the unpaid internship, I finally had to call it a night. This humor in this game was starting to get too real and painful. And I spent an hour and a half just to get this far! You will eventually work your way up to CEO before the game ends, so I still have a long way to go.

By the way, I couldn’t resist making this. 🤣