• @FlexibleToast
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    478 days ago

    What if the rest of the movies were his fever dream as he succumbs to the bite?

    • ALQ
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      428 days ago

      That would explain the declining quality of the sequels as his brain overheats from the fever.

      • @[email protected]
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        The last movie would be him winning over the sinister six and in reality, Aunt may is weeping as they turn off his life support.

  • @Allonzee
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    8 days ago

    Must have had United Healthcare.

    Not all heroes wear spandex.

  • @[email protected]
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    108 days ago

    And he gained superpowers. The woke-left nanny-state democrats are letting green goblins attack our children.

  • ceoofanarchism
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    48 days ago

    He lived though and was more than fine so its a good thing he couldn’t waste tax payer money. /s

    • @Dasus
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      Yea kids, if you get bit by a spider, go home, lock your door and sleep it off; chances are you’ll wake up with super powers!

      ^/s