Punched a deputy too for the win.

  • @[email protected]
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    298 days ago

    Back in the classroom, law enforcement reported finding marijuana in addition to sex toys, as well as a makeshift place to sleep and clothes, including women’s underwear.

    Can we all agree that it’s a lot better than finding children’s underwear?

    • DarkThoughts
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      -17 days ago

      I’m guessing it’s either bought used underwear or he’s wearing it himself beneath his clothes. Still not a good look all around. lol

      • @[email protected]
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        27 days ago

        I dunno, he might look good in them.

        What probably happened is this dude can’t afford to rent an apartment with his salary. He had to crash at the school. So, he tossed some junk in a bag, the rest in a storage unit.

        Since they didn’t say what the “sex toy” was, I’m gonna guess it was a fleshlight. And the panties might just be his thing. Tbf, If I told you what I’m into, he would look like an angel.

        Dude probably was just changing, is obviously not the smartest guy, and freaked out about losing his job and becoming homeless on the street so he panicked and ran.

        The cops probably made up the punching to hold it over him later if he didn’t cooperate.

        The crime is that he couldn’t afford basic necessities.

  • @Alexstarfire
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    118 days ago

    The headline makes it sound a lot worse than it probably is. It sounds like this guy was simply living in the school. That’s basically it. I’m kinda surprised this happen more often given the salary of most school teachers.

  • @ProIsh
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    108 days ago

    Shit I went to the wrong school.