• sycamore
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    1 year ago

    When life gives you cucumbers, make lemonade.

    • Deceptichum
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      21 year ago

      I’ve been thinking. When life gives you cucumbers? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the cucumbers back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn cucumbers! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me cucumbers! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the cucumbers! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible cucumber that burns your house down!

  • @kemsat
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    31 year ago

    Doom doom do-do-do doom

  • Ignacio
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    1 year ago

    And if you gaze for long into the lemonade, the lemonade also gazes into you.

    Lemonietzsche.