Dad JokesEnglish • 5 days ago

Why are brass and pewter always on the same side when they go to war?

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Why are brass and pewter always on the same side when they go to war?

Dad JokesEnglish • 5 days ago

Because they are alloys

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Why would they go to war when they can just chill and listen to some good metal?

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