• @ohwhatfollyisman
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    303 days ago

    wait till they hear about the amount of chlorophyll available in the real amazon!

  • @9point6
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    323 days ago

    I’m sad about the state of the world that I’m not certain if this is a joke

  • LostXOR
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    223 days ago

    Just wait until they find out actual chloroform is easy to get ahold of for a few bucks from any chemical supplier.

    • @yetiftw
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      223 days ago

      and that it takes way longer to work than the movies would have you think

      • LostXOR
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        233 days ago

        Yep, and if you do manage to make someone pass out they’ll probably just end up dying.

  • @jordanlund
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    233 days ago

    Users also bought…

    For the non-Americans, 55 gallons = 208 liters.

    • VindictiveJudge
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      22 days ago

      🎶

      They’ve got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
      Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
      Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
      BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
      Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
      Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
      Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
      Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
      Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
      Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
      Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
      Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
      Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
      Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
      Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
      Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

      🎶

  • Python
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    123 days ago

    hey, at least they’re not calling it “duck tape”!

    • @athairmor
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      243 days ago

      But, duck tape is the original name because It was made with a duck cloth backing. “Duct tape” didn’t come into use until the 1960s.

    • @wiccan2
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      133 days ago

      Duck tape is perfectly correct, it was the original name given to the tape with it only being used for duct work much later on.

      From The Wikipedia article:

      “Duck tape” is recorded in the Oxford English Dictionary as having been in use since 1899[2] and “duct tape” (described as “perhaps an alteration of earlier duck tape”) since 1965.[3]

      It was originally used for making shoes stronger and was later used for sealing ammo tins.

    • @BatrickPateman
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      103 days ago

      Yeah, you can’t really take for granite these days that people spell that correctly.

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          Suposably, errors like this happen because people are playing it by year. For all intensive purposes complaining about it is a mute point though - unless they are doing it over and over and for a pacific reason, e.g. because of oldtimers desase.

      • @BatrickPateman
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        23 days ago

        I thinknit refers ventilation ducts originally, but yours definitely works too.

  • Th4tGuyII
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    103 days ago

    TIL that chlorophyll is a supplement. Can’t say I’ve ever thought of it that way

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      I don’t even know what it is for. I guess that it is a good sign since it means any doctor never thought I need it.

      • Th4tGuyII
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        63 days ago

        Looks like it’s meant to be an antioxidant.

        Did some looking up and apparently natural chlorophyll can be an antioxidant (when not in light), but it doesn’t seem to be a very potent one.

        Considering similar fads have existed with chlorophyll, scepticism is advised

      • @weariedfae
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        23 days ago

        The chlorophyll I get is mostly wheatgrass juice. It’s really good at eliminating fish, onion, or garlic breath/burps. Basically anything sulphur-y. It’s nasty as hell, tastes like dirt, but one small shot gets rid of whatever is bugging me and I think it’s totally worth it.

        No idea if it has “health benefits” besides y’know…consuming greens.

  • @saltesc
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    73 days ago

    All it did was make their face green. 1/5

  • @FrankFrankson
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    63 days ago

    I wonder how many reviews are: “chlorophyll more like borophyll”

  • @blattrules
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    23 days ago

    Wait till they find out they can buy colorforms on Amazon.