There was something about a CEO…

Offsite Crimbo party for work - got my friends out on the dance floor, took silly pictures, ate and drank for free in a sha sha place on the company’s dime.

Also got a raise and a bonus.

Ngl though, I was legit more excited about the CEO getting DDD’d.

Death of a CEO.

everyones copying my intended response before me.

My friends asked me to come and help them move, simply by holding their 3 month old baby for the afternoon and just tending to him, so his mom can deal with the move but also stop and feed him as needed. Sold!

lol take a guess given current events :P