• NegativeNull
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      147 days ago

      Just to be that whale who swam 8000 miles, To fall down at your door

      • bizarroland
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        97 days ago

        Bah da dut duh! Bah da dut duh! Baddadum bahdadum bahdadah bad da dut dut dah!

    • @satanmat
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      77 days ago

      Got buff swimming hard. Ate krill, high in omega 3 fatty acids.

      All for “love”

      Respect

  • @ChicoSuave
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    147 days ago

    Her parents must have not have been home.

    • @Dkarma
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      47 days ago

      Mfw the girl next door is 3 oceans and 8100 miles away

  • Cap
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    77 days ago

    I think he got lost and didn’t want to ask for directions. Eventually found a Zanzibarian princess, talked himself up about being a whale model, doing photo shoots for 9 years, and they hooked up. Next morning I guarantee he’s asking the boys the quickest currents back to the eastern Pacific.