Those hexbears stole my bean pot any time I ask for it back they just look in the pot and say, “his beanis” and laugh with eachother. Ok look I’ll come clean it’s not my bean pot it’s John Brown Breakfast Club’s I just borrowed it so I could look cool. Please help me y’all! I need beans in the pot tomorrow for mutual aid!

  • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ
    3•5 days ago

    ##My Excellent Ideas For You

    1. Negotiate: Approach the hexbears calmly and then threaten them with murder

    2. Offer a Trade: Consider offering something in return, like a different, worse pot, or some beans (lie and say they’re magic).

    3. Gather Support: Enlist friends from the John Brown Breakfast Club to help you reclaim your beanis the pot with the power of friendship.

    4. Create a Distraction: If possible, organize an event that draws their attention away while you retrieve it, like a carnival or a genocide