• Boozilla
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    871 month ago

    How many optional organs does this poor guy have?

  • @[email protected]
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    441 month ago

    Go to hospital? No thanks, finish what you started. Take my other organs, lady.

    (for medical reasons, I doubt anybody would actually want my organs though)

    • @Alexstarfire
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      51 month ago

      This implies they may have non-medical reasons for them and I’m curious.

      • @[email protected]
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        31 month ago

        Bad wording on my part, I meant a general and underlying chronic defect (like bad collagen) rather than situational/habitual damage.

  • @[email protected]
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    301 month ago

    Unfun reminder that chloroform doesn’t work like portrayed in the movies. It takes about five minutes of inhalation to cause incapacity. And it’s very dangerous as it has a plethora of side effects that make it not used in medicine since the beginning of the last century.

  • peopleproblems
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    71 month ago

    Ok so

    Because the context is here, and my anxiety is all encompassing

    Is this something to be aware of if/when I start dating again?

    • Boozilla
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      111 month ago

      While black market organ trafficking is real, this version of it is urban legend stuff.

      Obviously, one should be cautious when dating new people anyway. Tell friends and family your plans, stick to public places with plenty of other people around, etc.

    • UnfortunateShort
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      61 month ago

      Depends a bit on the country I guess, but you definitely, absolutely should make sure to:

      1. Always meet new people at public places where they know they will be seen
      2. Not let them take you anywhere else, especially places you don’t know or expected to go to
      3. Inform someone where you are and when to check on you (or ask them to accompany you if that’s an option)

      Not necessarily because there are loads of people longing for your organs, but there’s tons of other stuff that could happen.

      • Flying Squid
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        31 month ago

        Plot twist: this was their seventh wedding anniversary and she did the same thing two years ago.

    • @RebekahWSD
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      21 month ago

      Other people have answered the organ harvesting. As for if chloroform works that fast, no generally it doesn’t.

      • @Dasus
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        21 month ago

        One would not drink chloroform. Your body would object. Strongly.

        It’s not something you hide in a drink.

        Even holding a chloroformed rag in front of someone’s nose and mouth doesn’t work like in the movies.

  • @Curiousfur
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    31 month ago

    Isn’t this a Venture Bros joke too?

  • @fjordbasa
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    21 month ago

    Bottom left… did I lose the game?

  • @nixcamic
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    21 month ago

    Swipe doesn’t work for me.

    • @proper
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      230 days ago

      yeah, that must be where the punchline is