Credit to Background_Spirit7
Aight let’s do this.
Stage two:
- set up Hello Kitty stores across Vladivostok
- smuggle in large amounts of dumplings and stinky tofu for street vendors
- paint Taiwan red, blue and white like the Russian flag
This will further convince the Chinese invaders that Vladivostok is, indeed, Taiwan and potentially divert bombers from Taiwan to Vladivostok.
Which other ways could we convince China to invade Russia? Maybe start a rumor that Chinese citizens at the border of Russia need help due to the nazification of Russian citizens across the border?
Tell the Chinese government that TSMC has opened a chip fab in Russia
They have been eyeing Outer Manchuria for quite a while.
You have India for that
Too credible
I don’t consider this non-credible at all.
China can fight the entire pacific - except maybe North Korea, over their 9-dash fantasies.
Or, they could go north where the land is open, the resources plentiful, and no one is going to come to Russia’s rescue.
Somebody should tell the Russians that the resources are plentiful, they treat the place like they’re trapped in a desert tundra.
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Rule 5 and 6
Cut out the fucking politics posting. No more warnings folks. 30 day ban.
Wait, but this is a political meme technically…
This plan requires political motivation to make Winnie the Pooh and friends unable to determine who’s land it is.
Has this world gone mad!!
Ok had my fun.
It’s really not that difficult to shitpost without breaking Rules 5 and 6 and turning this into a debate/discussion thread about Trump’s presidential policies.
And also,
-250 social credits for mentioning Winnie the Pooh
Listen here, you aren’t suppose to be the logical reasoning, Mr. Nuke.
I wouldn’t argue with a nuke, but you do you.
Exactly, they are objects of worship, not debate.
Praise Atom!
He’s a cool DC character
Make nuke mad enough and nuke blows off.
I’m pretty sure the few survivors in the resulting wasteland would get bored pretty fast of making Non Credible Defense jokes about the waves of cockroaches trying to take over the World from humans.
Best not argue with nuke.
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This isn’t an airport you don’t need to announce your departures. No one cares where you go this isn’t your personal blog.
Have fun by yourself! Tell Putin and Winnie we love them!
