Well I know I’m not fully awake yet… First thought was “ha bet his opponent won because he could see the other guy’s screen.” 🤦♂️
It’s the same reason you don’t play chess around mirrors.
Where is the vibrator?
Same place it always was
Since many players visually mark out moves they’re planning, this is not entirely wrong.
Quit and start selling chess-themed butt plugs on Etsy
Easy. Take the queen with your king. Check mate.
Take it as the win it is that you finally got some viewers on your twitch channel.
Delay, deny, defend.
Delay - Wait, hold on for a second… brb
Deny - That wasn’t me who was screen sharing, I couldn’t have l*st so bad!
Defend - I was just trying to distract myself, so obviously I didn’t think through every move that I’ve made.
If you want , I can show you another way I can disappoint women, it also should take about 2 mins.
Then not only will she want to meet up IRL, she’ll bring a few friends from HR over too
You don’t, give up chess and start farming
