What happened? Russian soldier died due to an electric scooter?
Head of Russia’s nuclear, biological, and chemical forces was killed by a bomb hidden in a nearby scooter
Is the scooter OK?
Buff out
Minor cosmetic damage
I know what I’ve got, no lowballers…or else
Oh hey not bad not bad still clearly a scooter o7
Considering it was a bomb, it’s doing surprisingly well. The handlebars are missing and it’s warped in the picture I saw.
When I read this news this morning I thought it was like a Vespa style scooter. Was it really an electric scooter like this? That makes it even funnier.
Edit- I read the news before the footage was released, and saw this post before the posts with the footage. Lul. Also holy fuck that was a big explosion from such a tiny boi.
> that was a big explosion from such a tiny boi.
Remember, the nuclear material which was dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was about the size of a cricket ball.
The explosion could have been a little bigger!
There was a bit more to the bomb than just nuclear material though.
If you take the batteries out, there’s a decent amount of space inside one.
Oh sweet, thanks
Impressive improvisation.
Someone really needs to make one of these comics with the full character lineup. Shark, kangaroo, wolf, cat, moon, scooter…
Moon? Goddammit, I hate missing the lore drops.
Their lunar lander crashed into the moon last year.
I think the cat was about a guy who got scratched, then died from the subsequent infection.
thank you, k-anon
Holy shit, they would need a lot of room for windows.
The battery pack takes up quite a bit of room in those things, you could really pack a lot of splodey stuff in if you took that out.
😊
o7 scooter bro
