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You gain the superpower to summon any and all farts from across the universe to any surface you are touching. You are trapped in the antartic with no preparation and no help close by. You manage to make an igloo. will you heat it with your power?
CLOSE THE DOOR, I DON’T WANNA DIE!!!
Samzies
See yeez, cunt! Ya fucking actin’ wide?!?! Ah Pure fuckin’ chib yeez an shag yer maw, ya fuckin’ wank stain!
So your fart is a leprechaun ?
My fart is an aggressive drunk Scotsman.
tehe? it was a tiny one.
Nothing to say?
whatever it said, it wasn’t very loud.
