cross-posted from: https://thelemmy.club/post/20309904
cross-posted from: https://thelemmy.club/post/20309903
“We knew we had something special, but we didn’t know that it was going to explode like that,” said American Rounds CEO Grant Magers.
“remember, NO REFUNDS”
Kind of unrelated but wow The Post Millenial is like Fox news lite
Light?
Maybe it depends on which Fox News articles you read. They vary wildly from hard news to hard right punditry. I find most Post Millennial articles to be more biased on average, but a lot less sensational and editorial as well.
Finally! We only got 52 yearts left till 2077! A lot remains to be done, but this is a start!
Edit: The fuck, it is my cakeday? Didn’t I just join a couple of weeks ago (after I was annoyed over at lemmy.world)?
Nah it says you joined a day ago! Maybe you just switched accounts.
In any case, happy cake day!
“We knew we had something special, but we didn’t know that it was going to explode like that,” Magers said.
I don’t want any ammo vending machines if they’re going to explode /s
On a serious note, I’m surprised these weren’t already available. Now we just need a gun vending machine and I can feel like I’m living in a Borderlands game.
Meanwhile, they’ll end up banning pencils and pens in schools, because they could be used as shanks.
Waiting to see when this will make the news that one is posted in a US school building.
Image of a “good guy with a gun” trying to stop an active shooter; asking everyone running past him if they have change for a dollar as with increasing urgency, he keeps trying to smooth out and feed a crinkled dollar bill into the machine that keeps spitting out.
Is this too dark for Saturday night live?
Yes, but SNL would be better if it wasn’t.
If you went entirely the other way it could be a Black Mirror premise…
lol
It won’t. Many Americans drift through life in ignorance and even if confronted with something they don’t know, won’t incorporate or react to those things unless they are told how to react. You see it all the time with Trump. When he does something that has been happening since Clinton it’s suddenly a big deal and outrageous, when Obama did something that was perfectly normal since Reagan, it was suddenly beyond the pale and evidence of a commie plot.
When an ammo vending machine was installed in my high school 25 years ago no one noticed or cared, but if I went and took a picture of it today and posted it on twitter with some provoative text like “I can’t even…” there would immediately be some kind of outrage about it for some reason.
Breaking news, ammo still legal to sell. Thanks for the cross posts!
Hey US… you are insane. You know how this looks to people who haven’t been raised in your culture, right? right?
Yes a lot of us do know. Unfortunately about half of Americans are just not intelligent. I mean it really is just that simple. They were born without a large intellect, and our educational systems have been on a steady decline for decades, so what capacity they did have for rational independent/critical thought was never developed.
If you lived here, you’d want to be armed to.
How so?
Vending machines?
I prefer ammoseek to be honest.
I hate that these are always out of dum-dums.