• palordrolap
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      18 hours ago

      Dude’s already there. What’s he supposed to do, crawl back up the oviduct?

      (… Oof. I don’t even have those and I’m having sympathy pains for it.)

  • @Darkard
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    81 day ago

    The press are calling him “The Umbilical Bandit”

  • @[email protected]
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    222 hours ago

    Later, baby’s first words were: “Look, ma! I want to cut you in on the take, but you gotta help me be sure you won’t squeal when the feds come around.”

    • @hakunawazo
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      37 hours ago

      But think of every finger you need to get into the gloves. Pushing a whole Mona Lisa painting in the uterus seems to be the lesser inconvenience.