archive.ph
archive.ph

“This is a developing story,” says the last line. Hmmm. Anyone have a guess why every cop in town would quit?

  • einlander
    19·
    2 years ago

    I bet someone is going to be under investigation soon and far too many people will be implicated. Probably wait before they can get fired.

    • Doug HollandOP
      4·
      2 years ago

      Yeah, that’s my guess, too. Something’s coming down, and the entire department was in on it.

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
    202·
    2 years ago

    They’ve all decided to quit so they can devote full time to their passion for wife beating. No that can’t be it. Only 40% of them love it that much and they can’t all have partners.

    I guess we’ll just have to wait and see why a militarized group of fascists operating with minimal oversight would act like a secretive local junta.