• @abysmalpoptart
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      144 hours ago

      The implication is that he’s buying a lot of large condoms because he has a large penis and has a lot of sex.

      In reality, he is so addicted to gaming and drinking mountain dew that he can’t be bothered to go to the bathroom, so he pees in the condoms.

      • @shplane
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        352 minutes ago

        He must just call his mom to run down with a toilet for him to shit just like Cartman in South Park

    • @[email protected]
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      165 hours ago

      He’s a machine that turns mountain dew into piss balloons, and the cashier is rightfully impressed.

  • @errer
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    158 hours ago

    Man Dr. Katz really sunk low after his tv show was canceled