True story: This is how programming works a lot of the time. Especially if it’s a game or back-end software at a big company.

It’s a chair-ished tradition!

‘is a man not entitled to the seat of his own? “No!” Says the man from the internet, “it belongs in the tip”. I rejected that answer; instead, I chose something different. Something impossible. I chose… Rapture.’

Drop-in solution.

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step 4: cut hole in chair seat.
step 5: put empty ice cream bucket under chair.

“Table or booth?”

“Yes.”

Honestly, do away with the wooden chair back, and this probably wouldn’t be too bad.

You can’t do much wrong; it looks disgusting anyway.

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