Drop-in solution.

True story: This is how programming works a lot of the time. Especially if it’s a game or back-end software at a big company.

It’s a chair-ished tradition!

‘is a man not entitled to the seat of his own? “No!” Says the man from the internet, “it belongs in the tip”. I rejected that answer; instead, I chose something different. Something impossible. I chose… Rapture.’

“Table or booth?”

“Yes.”

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step 4: cut hole in chair seat.
step 5: put empty ice cream bucket under chair.