Modern problems, modern solutions. Love it.

Brb. Off to commit some more crimes

If your adversary is high tech, you must be proficient with low tech solutions.

-Sun Tzu, probably

That’s hilarious, I love it

Do people with genetic disorders that cause them to grow extra fingers now have legal immunity?

Brb, I’m gonna need to find one of those people to help me with my bank robbery (/s)