• lurch (he/him)English
    6•2 days ago

    Dear Santa,

    this year I wish putin to get nuked.

    Sincerely Tim

    Santa: HMB BRB

  • @[email protected]English
    6•2 days ago

    You better not pout and I’m telling you why Santa Claus is bombing tonight.

    He’s making a list, And checking it twice Gonna fuck up some Orks real soon Santa Claus is bombing tonight.

    He finds them when they’re sleeping He sees when they’re awake He knows if they are dead or not So be dead for goodness sake!

    You Better Watch Out You better not cry You better Not pout And I’m telling you why Santa Claus is coming tonight