• @Bell
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    142 days ago

    Putin just pissed on your shoes, what are you going to do?

    • Skeezix
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      92 days ago

      What is always done: roll over, lube up the asshole, pull the cheeks open and shout “one more time uncle putler!”

      • @danekrae
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        31 day ago

        Are you thinking of america?

        • Skeezix
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          21 day ago

          Yes. Apologies for not being clear about that

    • @Limonene
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      72 days ago

      How about an equal retaliation? I propose that NATO should calculate what fraction of Finland’s international bandwidth was cut, NATO should cut Internet cables to Russia in quantity sufficient to disconnect a similar proportion.

      Also, arrest everyone on that boat.

      • @DaddleDew
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        1 day ago

        Revoke Russian ship’s right to “innocent passage” out of the Baltic Sea. Since it cannot be assumed to be innocent anymore.

      • @not_that_guy05
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        72 days ago

        I say we fully cut them off completely.

        Higher possibility for a revolt as people are attached to the Internet.

      • @danekrae
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        11 day ago

        Also, arrest everyone on that boat.

        Throw them overboard.

        • @NoSpotOfGround
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          31 day ago

          Keelhaul them till they’re sober!

          (Early in the morning…)