• Bell
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    11 months ago

    Putin just pissed on your shoes, what are you going to do?

    • Skeezix
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      11 months ago

      What is always done: roll over, lube up the asshole, pull the cheeks open and shout “one more time uncle putler!”

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        11 months ago

        Are you thinking of america?

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          11 months ago

          Yes. Apologies for not being clear about that

    • Limonene
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      11 months ago

      How about an equal retaliation? I propose that NATO should calculate what fraction of Finland’s international bandwidth was cut, NATO should cut Internet cables to Russia in quantity sufficient to disconnect a similar proportion.

      Also, arrest everyone on that boat.

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        Revoke Russian ship’s right to “innocent passage” out of the Baltic Sea. Since it cannot be assumed to be innocent anymore.

      • not_that_guy05
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        11 months ago

        I say we fully cut them off completely.

        Higher possibility for a revolt as people are attached to the Internet.

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        11 months ago

        Also, arrest everyone on that boat.

        Throw them overboard.

        • NoSpotOfGround
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          11 months ago

          Keelhaul them till they’re sober!

          (Early in the morning…)