• @MutilationWave
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    41 month ago

    When you live with someone who wears out toilet seats.

  • @[email protected]
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    11 month ago

    Amateurs, you’ve gotta grab hold of the bowl with both hands and browse lemmy with your feet.

  • @HonoraryMancunian
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    11 month ago

    I’m always so paranoid that I’ll pinch my pickle when that happens. Never does though.