The ticket comes with a toe trigger

Coworkers like 75% spectrum. Office is DARK

When we have meetings, boss comes in and opens the blinds. We scurry around like roaches

Sorry ur getting molested or whatever. Mom said it was mine tho

It is truly incredible when you see how someone can make themselves be such a roadblock. Like how are you even this way?

How long have you been alive?

Shocking

Locally owned and operated retirement home that got new management after og owner retirement.

They changed the logo to a cross when they changed all their old company practices to a more for profit approach. All during covid when they cut everything too.

Hired on with the expectation of a 3 month raise. Lol no. First job and first lesson that if it’s not in writing it doesn’t exist.

One time I found molded beans in bulk storage. Was instructed to scrape off the top layer and use the rest since truck wasn’t coming and we needed it.

Hardies would routinely ship molded product. Options were pick around the refuse or have nothing. Sometimes a dishwasher or line cook would go to the store with a list when it was too bad.

The actual secret? You can do a lot to food and still be ok. Honestly got me over my food pickyness. Don’t fuck with the danger zone and you’re good.

He’s been in that room huffing the same farts for years.

Listened waaay back too like sub 1k little beyond.

I can only recall him speaking a handful of times in that time. Unsure if that changed as time went on.

With some edm rave in there too.

A bit of the gay. Keep away from my ass but please get yours over here

Ideal relationship is fist fighting your SO and whoever wins is dom for the night.

Exactly. They’re not there for you.

Homie wants to write gay fiction. Just suck your friends dick. Open up your life

Definitely not me telling the girl I want to fuck about the time I had my hand in my ex boyfriends ass.

She asked tho 🫣

It’s easier for everyone if I just keep going. Get comfortable.

Somehow the grainy bj pov pic is the most disturbing.

Feels like I’m the cellar in silence of the lambs

Go south enough you’ll get the polka infused mexican two stepping

I hope Whoever introduced the accordian to Mexico had the worst death.

Here i thought it was because they didn’t give a fuck by fucking everything

Bronson

Hunt for Red October

Scanners

At close Range

Bronson is so unique. Love it.

I get it. Am this way to an extent. Mom for me.

Recently attempted to be social at work. Out of the 5, 1 is worth spending additional time with.

If you are comfortable with yourself and who you are, it may take a bit to meet people you actually enjoy.

If you feel like something is wrong with you therapy would not hurt. Reccomend it for everyone to get them the self care tools they need/want.

In my experience I was attempting to be social out of obligation and why it always felt like pulling teeth to do anything is because I didn’t really like the people I was with.

Wish you luck bb 🙏

Somehow more deranged than the eraserhead dinner.

When you cross that threshold and stop desiring dickheads affirmation it feels like life can begin.

Most of these people play on not being confronted on their behavior. Be a fucking roadblock to cunts. Watch their worlds implode.