Maybe in my younger years.

In nursing it’s selling someone independent when you know for a fact if they were evaluated they would be given assisted or higher care.

Sales people are fucking scum. Write checks that you must cash. Too often they suck fat cock at communicating (in a bad way) and expect people to move mountains for their vision.

When you’re elderly a move takes years off your life. Knowingly putting someone in a place where they will be forced to move again so you can inflate your sales numbers is flat out negligence.

This is like watching someone paint over the mural in your childhood room.

Like if 2 slugs were dipped in trash juice.

Thank you for the edit.

You cannot love another if you don’t love yourself. The best is finding someone who wants to grow beyond their past hurts. Become better people. Together.

Good luck all.

Oops we are in shitposts not couple memes. I mean…

The main quest is marriage. The side quest is eating strangers asses. Ive always gotten distracted dungeon crawling. 🫠

Damn. Reading about avoidant personality disorder felt like being sniped. 🙃

Any time anyone mentions Ricky gervais this picture should be posted. Thank you for performing the service.

All should know the deep cringe.

Knew a guy who came through a nursing home.

Dude was in his 50s. Had an injury at 17. Fucked him for life. Dude was emotionally stunted at like 13. Confined to a chair, horrific tripping hazard when walking. Harassed women at every opportunity. Stuttered. Had a permanent soft spot. Worst part about the women thing is he knew better. You’d call him on it and he’d stop. Ended up talking to him like a dog near the end.

He was a rolling fucking lawsuit. Dunno where behaviorallly he could have lived but not in an assisted living.

I think the family just moved him around to various places until he got kicked out.

… The ones they don’t mention

God bless you prostate adventurers. But I just don’t get it.

Had a coworker within like the first 5 days mention she pegged her husband. It was like a shortcut to us being people. I can’t look at her husband tho because that’s some intimate shit to share day 1. And it’s all I can ever see when I see of picture of him.

He looks like he gets pegged tbh.

My ass just doesn’t like things in it. Mfw 😮😶🙃

Is this his rapsona?

Unrelated question, if my rapsona is black can I say it?

Espresso is a bop. We sing along to it just like we do police truck.

Before 13 is very sketchy. Like fragments.

I don’t know how I feel about the bug interviewing the roach

That smell when you leave the cloths in the wash too long. Mildew ass white people

Chuck Berry angle

Post your ass on the Internet and more than likely someone will cum to it. Looks like you didn’t even have to do that.

I think it was George rr martin in an interview was asked why he wrote women well

“Well you know, I’ve always considered women as people.”

https://youtu.be/fGmctvlITtI

Even though this is the same man who wrote the “fat pink mast scene.” Lactation and all

Inb4 “it’s called the American dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”

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