To call a taxi you can go in the red zone but the hand has to be sideways and you must be doing a frantic fast waving while screaming “TAXIII” in a high pitch voice. Also get on your tippy toes.
And it’s not an open palm gesture, you point only your index finger up. Otherwise it looks like you’re just waving at someone
if you face your palm to the side rather than to the ground it looks less bad
“Call waiter” is also grade school “Pick me, I know the answer!”
You have to say “oohoohooh!” along with it.
Omg I remember kids in middle school making that sound like they’re in a zoo. But then again, I did go to a school that felt like a zoo.
Only if you’re the Hermione Granger type lol
Help! I put my arm in the red zone and now I hear marching outside.
Lemme fix that for you real quick…
Icht bin schleebin unst der Fuhrer! 9! 9!
As a German I would not even think of trying any of these except Rest or Call Waiter.
As an American, I almost never have to call a waiter because they swing by every five minutes to make sure I’m not dead.
Yes, but not one time have they swung by to find you dead, so it’s obviously working.
I… I can’t find fault in that logic.
As a midwesterner, I never call a waiter because I don’t want to bother them.
As an introvert with social anxiety I never call a waiter because I eat my food at home away from people like the rest of the losers
“If you’re alive, could I interest you in some dessert? We have a wide selection of desserts! If you don’t order dessert and you’re not dead, please leave. Your table is useless because you aren’t buying anything more!”
sus username
Honestly, when I made the username I didn’t really think that it would be taken into correlation. That’s why there’s “dev” at the end because I just wanted a cool username and combine it with my hobby.
Just a disclaimer because we also do not joke about what our ancestors did.
Interesting hobby for a dev
I will never touch my keyboard ever again
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Do parents pet their children now? So strange!
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Got some bad news for you: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quenelle_(gesture)
Oh boy that was a wild read
You mean like milk and the circle game?
New Secret Hitler game irl
Red zone is “how to get in Italy’s governing party” (/s but not really that much)
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The red zone is how we stop the bus in argentina
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I’m just practicing to stop Japanese katana with bare hands
It’s very easy to solve by kinking your arm a little.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Winnetou?
15 degrees.
Just bring out the other hand and go for a dab
fashioned
