• @Sanctus
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    744 days ago

    Kids these days will use a bowl when they have two perfectly good hands.

    • @fnrir
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      204 days ago

      Kids these days will use a bowl be multicellular and they don’t remember the good 'ol days when we were single cell organisms.

      something something the mitochondria is a liberal lie

      /j

    • @[email protected]
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      Grog want know what make bowl good and hand bad. Hand not good last day? Hand good day and night, bowl come, bowl break, bowl go. Grog eat with hand, not bowl

      • @PugJesusOP
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        294 days ago

        [Diogenes of Sinope] destroyed the single wooden bowl he possessed on seeing a peasant boy drink from the hollow of his hands. He then exclaimed: “Fool that I am, to have been carrying superfluous baggage all this time!”

        • @gibmiser
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          54 days ago

          Guess the man wasn’t a fan of leftovers

  • Flying SquidM
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    394 days ago

    I ate my dinner off of a piece of bread and my father ate his dinner off of a piece of bread and his father ate his dinner off of a pancake. I’ll be damned if I use any of this modern “ceramics.”

  • Atelopus-zeteki
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    264 days ago

    Clearly an improvement on the plate, as food was always falling off. And soup is just impossible!

    • Flying SquidM
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      You just make a hole in your bread loaf and pour the soup in. What are you, a steppe nomad?

          • Atelopus-zeteki
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            24 days ago

            Change is natural, persistent, and ongoing. Perfection, when it can be obtained, is fleeting. One of my favorite words, tinaja - a bowl like impression in rock that naturally gathers water. Someone saw that and said, “I can take this here mud, form it into that shape, and carry some water with me.” You ask, “why change perfection?”, and I suggest that trying to stop change is near to impossible.

            • Flying SquidM
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              34 days ago

              I’m telling you. Bread with a hole in the middle. You can’t eat a bowl.

    • @gibmiser
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      84 days ago

      Wait wait wait a second… What came first: the soup or the bowl?

  • @satans_methpipe
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    43 days ago

    Cup water is hot new trend where you eat water out of cup.

    • Strath
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      44 days ago

      What is that? Like a tiny bowl with a handle?

  • isaacd
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    13 days ago

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